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Oh I LITERALLY laughed out loud when this dude said “Mmmmm! Captain D’s!”

NEW AND ACTUALLY FUNNY: Sh*t Nobody Says.

We got sick of the Sh*t Girls Say spin-offs at around episode two of Sh*t Girls Say, but we swear this one’s actually enjoyable. Hopefully with the release of this video the full spectrum of sh*t-saying has been documented and cataloged for all eternity and we’ll never have to watch another— Whoops, spoke too soon. Someone just sent us a link to a video called “Sh*t Guys Named Brian Who Are Doubting The Accuracy Of Their Dashboard GPS Say.”

Via Happy Place

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You don’t want it with Prince.

Would you like to play a game of basketball?

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The Best Days for Online Shopping

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I was recently featured during NBC 5 reporter Kimberly King’s segment on the best days for online shopping. Check it out here.

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In.A.Dash.Media: 'Negro' -A Diaspora Docu-Series by Dash

inadashmedia:

‘Negro’ is a documentary series borne of my life-long interest of the African Diaspora in Latin America. The entire Latino culture would not have come to exist if it were not for the African slaves and mixing of European indigenous people in these countries.

During the Atlantic Slave…

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Lookit the dog on is crotch looking back at Naomi, HA!

Lookit the dog on is crotch looking back at Naomi, HA!

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afrobohosnob:

“DADDY THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD WEAR IT”

afrobohosnob:

“DADDY THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD WEAR IT”

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Veronica Veronica: The Story of Homecoming... As Told By Beyonce.

veronicamarche:

I got to DC Saturday night. Talia picked me up downtown.

“Keith and Lauren are here,” she said. “We’re going to Bar 7.”

I was like…

…and then all…

We went to Talia’s house and I put on my shortest dress.

And Talia came out in her outfit like…

I was all in the mirror…

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Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they’re going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We’re so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We’re insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.                       Updated 8/17/11:                             Updated 8/12/11:                     Updated on 7/29/11:                     Updated 7/8/11:             Posted on 6/24/11:                        Via Happy Place

Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs.

Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they’re going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We’re so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We’re insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.                       Updated 8/17/11:                             Updated 8/12/11:                     Updated on 7/29/11:                     Updated 7/8/11:             Posted on 6/24/11:                        

Via Happy Place

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JUST KIAN: A FALSE COMPLIMENT

justkian:

“You’re Cute.. For a Black Girl.”

Silence

The conversation stopped as a pregnant pause festered in the air. I let it sit there for a number of reasons: 1) so the anglo-saxon speaker who made said comment has the opportunity to realize the slippery slope he has just set foot upon, 2) so the…

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Tracy McMillian: Why You're Not Married

Hands down the funniest (and realest) state of singledom assessment I’ve seen in a long time.

You started to hate the bride — she was so effing happy — and for the first time ever you began to have feelings about the fact that you’re not married. You never really cared that much before. But suddenly (it was so sudden) you found yourself wondering… Deep, deep breath… Why you’re not married.